Our response to the question: What type of hosting enviroment do you have?

I’m using Cobal version 1.13 on an Atari 2600 for the database backend and my cell phone running a boot legged copy of Windows ME as my webserver. My internet is provided by a TCP/IP tunnel running through an unmonitored socket on It’s all being powered by a carbon neutral generator made out of a cardboard box, a hamster wheel and soybeans. Yeah, I’m that good.